Lately I've been running. I started for two reasons.
One, baking belly up on a beach, I had the sudden urge for a
cold beer. Waiters must have been taking a break, so I decided
to get it myself. On my way to the snack shack, I noticed a
group of young men carrying on like young men do, pestering
anything female that walked past. And me in a bikini. I thought
maybe I'd better go back and throw on a towel or something. But
no, I'd put up with a little harassment.
Not a whistle. Not a remark. In fact, I was totally ignored.
The second reason is that I read in a magazine that a good
predictor of how fit you will be in your old age is what you do
in your thirties. That was a major bummer.
I had planned to spend my old age in various scientific
pursuits . . . perfecting ham and cheese sandwiches, for
example, or doing sleep research and determining once and for
all whether champagne goes better with cheese and crackers or
pork rinds. If I followed that plan, according to what I read,
all I would be good for later in life would be as a sandbag in
case of flooding. So I had to alter those plans. Not throw them
out completely, mind you--the champagne research is far too
important to simply abandon--but modify them somewhat. The only
modification that made sense was to find a way to exercise
regularly.
For some out-of-shape women, that might have meant playing
basketball or chasing tennis balls. But not me. I was exposed
to all that nonsense in college and developed a severe case of
not liking to be laughed at. So, no, I would run.
If you want to get some regular exercise, you don't have to
join a sisterhood of sports nuts. You don't have to join the in-
crowd of in-line skaters, either. Besides, there is a beauty at
six miles per hour that comes in no other way.
Running bestows its physical benefits on us all. Unlike other
activities, the experience we get from running is more than
physical. Curiously, there is something about it that hones the
mind as well.
Beauty, surprise, adventure, and nostalgia are some hallmarks
of a great run, including the easiest of them all, a trot along
the sidewalks of your own neighborhood. Some of the finest,
most contemplative running is on the streets where you live.
The atmosphere tends to be relaxed and friendly, and there is a
people-watching aspect to it that is second to none. Diverse
body shapes excite the imagination. The runner's mind expands
and wanders through the neighborhood of humanity. You will see
other runners with better body shapes than your own, and you
will be inspired to greater effort. You will find others who
permit you a small flush of superiority, knowing that you have
at least made some measure of progress.
If you think nostalgia isn't what it used to be, trot through a
park or playground, where the kids will remind you of what it
was like to have a never-ending burst of energy. You will see
girls and boys climbing and doing cartwheels as if nothing else
matters. It will bring tears to your eyes.
There is something special about running. If you never run, you
will never find it. You will never hear the laughter of
unguarded moments or snatches of unrehearsed song.
So, instead of lounging around on a beach drinking beer, think
about all that awaits you if you simply get up off your
widening butt and go for a trot. There is, without a doubt, a
beauty at six miles per hour that comes in no other way.
Just tell yourself: "Feet, let's go!"