Runners are known for being a little fixated in their approach
to things. Okay, preoccupied. Okay, I admit, fanatical. I've always sought to achieve a good sense of balance with
running but there is no point in attempting to hide what is now
painfully obvious.
Somewhere between running my first 10K and my child turning six
years old, I've become culturally illiterate. Reverse
evolution.
My road to awareness (or my lack thereof) all began when my six
year old son asked me a few questions about Pocahontas. I knew
she was a Native
American but that just set me on equal footing with my son.
After my lack of an adequate response, he next shifted his
inquiries to a Mr. Smith.
I felt a little surge of confidence, as I knew a lot of famous
Mr. Smiths. Heck, there was Tommie Smith, the gold medalist at
the 1968 Olympics and
Geoff Smith who won back to back Boston Marathon titles in 1984
and '85 as well as Tracy Smith the former indoor world record
holder for three miles.
My son informs me that he is inquiring about a John Smith who
was associated with Pocahontas. My momentary feeling of
certitude is abruptly erased.
Suddenly, I began to realize that my problem is not that I had
brain depletion but, rather, too much time spent reading about
glycogen depletion. I am
well versed in the subjects of running but it is that big vast
world beyond lactic acid buildup that I've apparently lost a
little contact with over the years.
My spare reading material had concerned itself more with knowing
famous Tanzanian female 800 meter runners rather than refreshing
my knowledge
of famous Civil War generals. I know a lot more about VO2 max
and the past winners of the New York City Marathon than I know
about trigonometry or
previous winners of the Nobel Peace Prize.
My mind is a virtual warehouse of insignificant running related
trivia. Accumulating this wealth of running knowledge had now
apparently pushed out
the more redeeming data. A slow and steady erosion of my
scholarly soil had produced diminished crops.
The old info escaping from my memory bank wasn't that Alvin
Kraenzlein won four Olympic gold medals in 1900. Oh, I've
retained that bit of erudite
information and instead lost the knowledge as to what the heck
was the Monroe Doctrine or who William Jennings Bryan was.
I can provide the entire resume for Lynn Jennings's cross-
country running career, but, in the category of American
politicians, apparently Mr. Jennings
Bryan is a forgettable fact. I know a lot more about Bullet Bob
Hayes than President Rutherford B. Hayes.
I figured Pocahontas must have been pushed out of my memory
space when I was also filing away the important knowledge that
Gerry Lindgren won
the NCAA Cross-Country Championship for Washington State in
1967, '69 and '70. Why couldn't my son want to know about him?
Slowly I begin to recognize that balance is the key to it all. I
recognize that running requires the balance of hard days, easy
days, speedwork, and long
distance. I needed to balance in a little educational tune-up to
my penchant for running related topics.
I now try to scan the encyclopedia (children's version) when I
have a free moment. I tend to gravitate toward the Olympic Games
section. I'm working
through it though.
I've even learned some new things. Like, at the 1908 Olympics in
London, the marathon distance was changed from 24.85 to 26 miles
to cover the
ground from Windsor Castle to White City stadium, with 385 yards
added on so the race could finish in front of King Edward VII's
royal box. I only hope
that someday my children will want this critical piece of
information.
When the questions from my kids are a little more significant
than what year did Abebe Bikila win his first gold medal in the
marathon, I do what any
normal American man does whose fixation on a particular sport
has reduced his intellectual retentive abilities.
I tell them, "Why don't you go ask your mother that one."