The Great North American Naughtical Beer Mile is just that. It’s Great. It’s in North America. And it’s a wee bit naughty. It’s where world-class beer drinkers come to gain glory while running purists are brought to their knees. It’s basically the best race across the Seven Seas with treasure awaiting those who dare to compete. Make it back to port? Finisher medal beer openers for all who keep their sea legs.